Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I want to fling myself into the sun
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