Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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