Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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