Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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