If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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