How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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