Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
