Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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