You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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