My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
If that was your dad, he is hot
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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