What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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