playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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