in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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