Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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