that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
