If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i came on her dog
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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