i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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