i just wanna soil my oats bro
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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