he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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