No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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