ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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