Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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