At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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