Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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