I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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