i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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