She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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