I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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