To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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