who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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