dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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