Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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