I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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