I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i need an iv and a liver transplant
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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