Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
this just has baby written all over it
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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