He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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