if only i could text you this smell
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Randomize
