Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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