our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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