i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
