Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Randomize
