The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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