so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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