I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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