If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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