The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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