The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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