I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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