Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
soo... how was my night?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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