So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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