So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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